a joke i think ?

[davey dongler]

next door got burgled ,they took all the pot noodles,
all the crisps
all the biscuits
police reckon it must of been snackheads

[Ian]

The police have also found an ice cream man dead on the floor of his van. He was covered in raspberry sauce and hundreds & thousands, and had a Flake sticking out of his arse.

They reckon he topped himself

[davey dongler]

a man ges into the doctors with a peice of lettuce sticking out of his bum
he says to the doctor that he is a little concerned
upon examination the doctor turns to the man and says its worse than i thought thats just the tip of the iceberg

[Pigeon]

Why did the Irish name their unit of currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with "bank manager".

[Ian]

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

"Aye" says the chemist, "Magnum or Cornetto?"